Parents: They spend the first 2 years of your life teaching you to walk and talk
Then they spend the next 16 year telling you to sit down and shut up.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
When someone brutally insults you and you don’t have a witty comeback…
Via awkward.
Not being able to pull off a prank because you’re like this the whole time
Via awkward.
REBLOG if you’ll be watching Shawn, Gus, and Despereaux in the SUPERSIZED PREMIERE of PSYCH tonight at 10/9c on USA network.
PSYCH IS BACK JACK!
and who’s going to eat pineapple while watching?
(Source: psychicreflux)
About me
Need more be said? I am a thirteen year old god by the name of Jacob.
